As RoboCop turns 30, we take a look back at the 2014 Remake.

The original RoboCop is my personal favourite movie and has been since I first saw it 28 years ago and it’s hard to believe that the 2014 remake/reboot is already well over 3 years old. Having felt much trepidation about the direction the remake was going in (PG-13 rating in particular) I went in with fairly low expectations, but still something of an open mind as I really wanted this reboot to faithfully kick-start a new, successful RoboCop franchise.

I was pleasantly surprised by the first hour of the film and how Murphy’s quite horrifying physical transformation was depicted (there wasn’t much left of him) and the emotional impact this had upon him. I particularly liked the first few scenes of him coming to grips with his new form and his meltdown in the Chinese factory in which he was built. Unfortunately the film starts to take a significant nose dive at the point of RoboCop’s big public unveiling. A stupidly convenient plot device whereby the entire Detroit PD database, including 17 years worth of the city’s CCTV, is uploaded to Murphy merely minutes before he’s about to make his big appearance. This causes RoboCop to overload requiring a change to Murphy be necessitated, thus suppressing his humanity resulting in him becoming more robotic and ultimately more methodically logical, which in turn leads to him making an arrest for murder upon his big unveiling. This was a clumsily handled, convenient plot device done purely for the advancement of the story, but which defied sense or logic. Why risk giving him a massive upload at such a crucial time?

Others have pointed to a lack of a true antagonist as being a major problem with the film and I feel that and this is very true. Main criminal Antoine Vallon is utterly woeful compared to Kurtwood Smith’s vile Clarence Boddiker, and even Micheal Keaton can’t hold a candle to Ronny Cox’s performance as OCP Executive Dick Jones in the original. There is also little chemistry between Alex and Clara Murphy, both before and after his transformation. Given that so much time is devoted to the couple after Murphy becomes RoboCop, it’s a shame that these scenes are so flatly acted by Joel Kinnaman and Abbie Cornish.

The film is at its best when it isn’t trying to ape and nod towards the original. The use of Basil Poledouris’ majestic music in Pedro Bromfman’s new score is particularly jarring and poorly orchestrated. When I watched Man of Steel at about the 50 minute mark I realised I hadn’t heard John Williams classic Superman theme, but also realised that this was a new take on the Superman mythos that didn’t need to steal or borrow from it’s predecessors. Shame this film didn’t follow suit.

The effects are generally good, but alas the RoboCop/ED-209 battle near the end is just a typical modern day CGI fest and has none of the weight of the same scene from the original. The film’s biggest issue is undoubtedly caused by the constrictions of the PG-13 rating. Hearing arch criminals talk without any swearing pulls me out of the film and destroys any sense of realism. In one scene as Murphy approaches a drug factory to make a bust images of the classic drug factory shootout of the original came to mind. Alas this version turns out to be an anti-climax, almost totally devoid of the carnage so required from such a scene. This follows on to RoboCop taking down Vallon in a night vision shootout where men are shot but no blood, death or injury are shown in even any mildly satisfying manner. This shows clearly that gritty subject matter is not befitting of a teenage rating and similar target audience. Would something like Breaking Bad or The Wire work if it was aimed at a teenage audience? No. This is adult fare shoehorned into a teen friendly package and it doesn’t work.

There aren’t any particular standout performances other than Gary Oldman, who almost always delivers no matter the role or movie. Kinnaman is somewhat wooden in places, but gives a decent enough performance even though at times he looks uncomfortable with the role. One aspect of the film that did nothing for me was Samuel L Jackson’s character, who opens and closes the film and offers his very one sided views throughout. If this is their replacement of the satire of the original they can keep it. It’s ham fisted and provides little more than uninteresting commentary on the power of the media and gives lazy plot exposition. It tells us nothing interesting that we don’t already know and Jackson overdoes his trademark shouty thing to excess, especially at the cringe-worthy end.

I wholly embrace the need to make this reboot from a fresh angle to that of Verhoeven’s original, but Sony MGM have played it way too safe with something that would clearly play better if it were aimed at an adult audience. I genuinely believe that an R rated movie, devoid of such tight restrictions would have been a far more satisfying experience. The original RoboCop franchise died when they aimed at a younger demographic. Hollywood greed I fear has caused a repeat of this mistake. It’s not a bad film per se, it’s just painfully average and therefore unable to get out from the vast shadow of its forebear and, like the Total Recall remake, it tries too hard too often to remind you of the original whilst offering nothing new to compete with it. I doubt there’s even a harder cut tucked away for home release. And even if there was there are plot issues that damage the film as much as the tame approach. Other gripes include a lack of clarity as to Omnicorp’s role (if any) in Murphy being blown up, and plot threads not being followed through to any satisfying conclusion such as Murphy’s relationship with his family. The best bits revolve around Murphy’s initial awakening as a cyborg, which are very well done indeed but form only a small part of the film. I’ve found that repeat viewings uncover nothing new at all and only highlight what a bland, soulless piece this is.

Alas there’s not really that much else that’s in any way as memorable as the 1987 classic it’s based on. As an example of how modern Hollywood has become all about excessive studio control above creativity and maximising ticket sales at the expense of a film’s overall artistic quality this film succeeds. In all other aspects it’s very much a wasted opportunity.

Film ’89 Verdict – 4/10